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sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

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disvalue:

all i think about is sex and what i am going to eat next

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hornyspice:

*opens a pack of gum*
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littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

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(Source: 911official)

(Source: jfef)

  • me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun